Wednesday, July 27, 2005

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Would removing all of Han's limbs be considered an act of the dark side? Anyone? Y-dawg, I know you think everything leads to the dark side, so I already know what you's gonna say. Palps, what do you think?

17 Comments:

Blogger Han Solo said...

But I love my arms! That's where my hands live!

And I can't believe you're giving me all this flak because I messed up your droid after YOU crashed our transport!

12:00 AM  
Blogger jedisiri said...

i'm with you,ani.

2:35 AM  
Blogger Han Solo said...

Siri!

I thought you two were Jedi! Now, I understand the 3rd Jedi Commandment (Thou shalt not kill where chopping off a hand would achieve the same goal) as well as the next guy, but what about:

The 1st one: Thou shalt beware of the dark side?
The 4th one: Thou shalt not give in to hate?
And of course, the 10th one: Thou shalt use the force for defense and knowledge and never for attack.

2:48 AM  
Blogger Anakin Skywalker said...

Shuh, those don't apply to the Chosen One, besides the fact this technically is defending the rest of the team against your incompetance, yo.

An I didn't crash the transport... Okay, well, maybe a li'l, but at least we werent gonna win a challenge with it.

7:35 AM  
Blogger jedisiri said...

and those don't apply to the chosen one's friend too!

7:55 AM  
Blogger Anakin Skywalker said...

Me an Siri got Chosen One dark-side immunity, yo.

11:37 AM  
Blogger Master Yoda said...

Young Skywalker!

How many times told you I have:
"Chopping off people's arms leads to hate, hate leads to litigation."

Going broke the Order is from all the "wrongful amputation" lawsuits you have caused!

Learn to control your anger you must. Or how to give Force-Wedgies. If not, make you get a job at McDonald's I will so that help pay for the lawsuits you can!

Serious about this I am! Have to get use to asking, "Want fries with that, do you?" the 'Chosen One' will!

Hmph!

11:40 AM  
Blogger Anakin Skywalker said...

Weak, Y-dawg. Why you gotta be up in my grill about this? Even you gotta admit he deserves it. Sides, I think the Order needs better insurance. Been sayin that since me and Obs had to have a bake sale in order to buy a flight off Praestilyn after somebody nuked our transport.

And there ain't no way you gonna see me manning a drivethrough. Not unless you want Chosen One saliva as a condiment in your bantha burger.

4:18 PM  
Blogger Leia said...

I think Han would look very sexy with robotic arms.

5:56 PM  
Blogger Han Solo said...

True, but I think Han would look even sexier with his original arms.

Han will always look sexy, no matter what. Even if he starts referring to himself in the 3rd person.

8:27 PM  
Blogger jedisiri said...

i think chopping limb will be sexy...

5:08 AM  
Blogger Leia said...

When Han refers to himself in third person, Leia thinks that is just really creepy.

... my preciousss...

12:23 PM  
Blogger Mon Mothma said...

I can't say that I know anything about the 'dark side', but I do think that Captain Solo would be pleased with the continued usage of his arms.

Does this have something to do with why so many ordinary Coruscanti citizens seem to have missing limbs?

2:45 PM  
Blogger Anakin Skywalker said...

well he gets to keep em for now, but when this is all over, he better watch out, yo.

Depends. I can't be expected to remember everybody whose selves I chopped up, shuh.

2:51 PM  
Anonymous hc_godess said...

All hail Han for his brilliant, brilliant Brak reference.

10:16 PM  
Blogger Mace Windu said...

i dont think its leading u 2 the dark side I probally would have done it myself within the next year or so...

9:28 PM  
Blogger Dinorider d'Andoandor said...

why do sith love breaking arms so much?

11:02 PM  

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