Sunday, August 21, 2005

The List

So Windu's all "You gotta make a list of all the people you slaughtered" and I'm all "I haven't slaughtered that many, yo!" An I tried tellin' him that Tusken Raiders don't count as people, cept he didn't buy that so he's makin me write the list anyway, the hater.

So... okay.

People Anakin Skywalker Has Slaughtered (including Tusken Raiders)
1.
Tusken encampment 17 (30 or 40, which prolly translates into one or two people)
2. Clone trooper TC1439, for cuttin me off in traffic on Jabiim
3. Sebulba, for bein a jerk
4. Gardulla the Hutt, for bein a Hutty jerk
5. One of Pads' handmaidens, by accident, when I was practicin the new Force-choke trick
6. Pads' fish Mr Fishie

An that's it. Honest.

20 Comments:

Blogger jedisiri said...

wow the last one is cool.*nodnod*

11:54 PM  
Blogger Shannon said...

No worries about Mr. Fishie. I've been, like, totally wanting to get a cat lately, anyway. If I do, maybe I'll name him Luke. Luke's a nice name, don'tcha think?

11:56 PM  
Blogger Anakin Skywalker said...

Eh, if you like Luke, then name your cat Luke, Pads.

12:04 AM  
Blogger Leia said...

I thought you said you've never slaughtered any sand people.

1:37 PM  
Blogger JawaJuice said...

Didn't you make a killing in the stock market?

7:20 PM  
Blogger owenlars said...

Would it kill you to be a bit PC and call them Tusken-Americans? Calling them sand-people is a lot like saying something like "camel jockey." Grow some sensitivity, yo!

11:24 PM  
Blogger Anakin Skywalker said...

I'd think you of all people would get that they're animals an dont deserve anything more than to be slaughtered, bro.

An Leia, Windu tol' me jus to write down everybody I killed. The SandPeople thing was an accident, yo. They jus got in the way of my lightsaber.

11:32 PM  
Blogger Captain Typho said...

What's an "American"?

12:08 AM  
Blogger flu said...

"The SandPeople thing was an accident, yo. They jus got in the way of my lightsaber."

Oh, your wit slays me, Ani!

10:45 AM  
Blogger Master Yoda said...

A hobby you need so that slaughter people you will not.

Ask Windu to teach you needlepoint, I will. Yes, enjoy that very much you will.

1:03 PM  
Blogger JawaJuice said...

"Ask Windu to teach you needlepoint, I will. Yes, enjoy that very much you will."

Just remember the directions: knit one, pearl two, stab three!

1:08 PM  
Blogger Sarakaainfala said...

Oh goldie, you and I will forever be together. -stares- I do, fish clean up here. As you were, fish.. killers.

10:41 PM  
Blogger Leia said...

*Gasp*
Ani's a Fishkiller!

12:00 PM  
Blogger Barriss Offee said...

Why would you kill a defenseless FISH, Ani?

Padme, cats are great, trust me. Only make sure Obi-Wan doesn't feed them Cheetos.

3:35 PM  
Blogger Anakin Skywalker said...

I tol you, B-girl. The fishie thing was a total accident. I mean, shuh, how was I s'posed to know that tank wasn't Force-proof?

3:37 PM  
Blogger Mace Windu said...

What about all those little Padawans?

2:45 PM  
Blogger Anakin Skywalker said...

Whatev, Windu. I never killed no lil Padawans. Scared em a little maybe, but no actual killin.

7:33 PM  
Blogger Grand Moff Tarkin said...

So, now it is clear. You are the one responsible for TC1439. It's not that I particularly care about losing a trooper, because they truly are a dime-a-dozen. But, that particular one owed me a bit of money. As for everyone else? Let's just say that if you're ever in the market for a job look me up.

The Tarkster

10:42 PM  
Blogger LANDOCALRISSIAN said...

Balance, yo, balance!

10:45 AM  
Blogger SabĂ© said...

one of padmes handmaidens? but I didnt noticce anyone missing... or wait... I haven't seen Gabriella, but they just said she had an acciedent and only some unresponsible jedi...oooohhhhhhh....I get it, never mind

7:31 PM  

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