The List
So Windu's all "You gotta make a list of all the people you slaughtered" and I'm all "I haven't slaughtered that many, yo!" An I tried tellin' him that Tusken Raiders don't count as people, cept he didn't buy that so he's makin me write the list anyway, the hater.
So... okay.
People Anakin Skywalker Has Slaughtered (including Tusken Raiders)
1. Tusken encampment 17 (30 or 40, which prolly translates into one or two people)
2. Clone trooper TC1439, for cuttin me off in traffic on Jabiim
3. Sebulba, for bein a jerk
4. Gardulla the Hutt, for bein a Hutty jerk
5. One of Pads' handmaidens, by accident, when I was practicin the new Force-choke trick
6. Pads' fish Mr Fishie
An that's it. Honest.
So... okay.
People Anakin Skywalker Has Slaughtered (including Tusken Raiders)
1. Tusken encampment 17 (30 or 40, which prolly translates into one or two people)
2. Clone trooper TC1439, for cuttin me off in traffic on Jabiim
3. Sebulba, for bein a jerk
4. Gardulla the Hutt, for bein a Hutty jerk
5. One of Pads' handmaidens, by accident, when I was practicin the new Force-choke trick
6. Pads' fish Mr Fishie
An that's it. Honest.
thrown down by Anakin Skywalker at 9:36 PM
20 Comments:
wow the last one is cool.*nodnod*
No worries about Mr. Fishie. I've been, like, totally wanting to get a cat lately, anyway. If I do, maybe I'll name him Luke. Luke's a nice name, don'tcha think?
Eh, if you like Luke, then name your cat Luke, Pads.
I thought you said you've never slaughtered any sand people.
Didn't you make a killing in the stock market?
Would it kill you to be a bit PC and call them Tusken-Americans? Calling them sand-people is a lot like saying something like "camel jockey." Grow some sensitivity, yo!
I'd think you of all people would get that they're animals an dont deserve anything more than to be slaughtered, bro.
An Leia, Windu tol' me jus to write down everybody I killed. The SandPeople thing was an accident, yo. They jus got in the way of my lightsaber.
What's an "American"?
"The SandPeople thing was an accident, yo. They jus got in the way of my lightsaber."
Oh, your wit slays me, Ani!
A hobby you need so that slaughter people you will not.
Ask Windu to teach you needlepoint, I will. Yes, enjoy that very much you will.
"Ask Windu to teach you needlepoint, I will. Yes, enjoy that very much you will."
Just remember the directions: knit one, pearl two, stab three!
Oh goldie, you and I will forever be together. -stares- I do, fish clean up here. As you were, fish.. killers.
*Gasp*
Ani's a Fishkiller!
Why would you kill a defenseless FISH, Ani?
Padme, cats are great, trust me. Only make sure Obi-Wan doesn't feed them Cheetos.
I tol you, B-girl. The fishie thing was a total accident. I mean, shuh, how was I s'posed to know that tank wasn't Force-proof?
What about all those little Padawans?
Whatev, Windu. I never killed no lil Padawans. Scared em a little maybe, but no actual killin.
So, now it is clear. You are the one responsible for TC1439. It's not that I particularly care about losing a trooper, because they truly are a dime-a-dozen. But, that particular one owed me a bit of money. As for everyone else? Let's just say that if you're ever in the market for a job look me up.
The Tarkster
Balance, yo, balance!
one of padmes handmaidens? but I didnt noticce anyone missing... or wait... I haven't seen Gabriella, but they just said she had an acciedent and only some unresponsible jedi...oooohhhhhhh....I get it, never mind
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