Saturday, January 14, 2006

risky businizzle

Word up, ya'll. So here's the thing - Master Y, Obs, an, like everybody else cept for Windu who's all been up in my grill are on Naboo playin this big brizother thing or whatev, so I gots full runna the Temple. Nobody tellin me what to do or who not to sizlaughter or nuthin.

So I went an threw a "I ain't in jail yet, fools" party with all my dawgs. It was whack, yo! The Room of a Gabillion Fountains is, like, perfect for that sorta thing cause you can go swimmin and spit. An I totally owned at beer pong causa my mad Force skillz and whatnot.

This is so wizard. No Cheeto dust or nuthin (it's like sand - it gets everywhere, yo), no Force wedgies... Just Windu bein all Windu-y. We're havin another "Still ain't in jail yet" party tonight, and it's gonna be off the hizzy. Anyone still around who wantsta chill with the Chosen One is totally invited - we gots karoke an like an entire Corellia-sector's wortha booze, an the Die Hard trilogizzle. An hardwood floors we can slide across in our socks an spit.

This is the life!


Blogger Jango Fett said...

Anakin, Mace is missing a great time on Naboo

1:52 AM  
Anonymous Littlejedi_girl said...

i luv u anakin.
ur so sexy!

4:08 AM  
Blogger Jabafatboy said...

Sounds like sombody needs wifiepoo to show up.

Think i'll send her a hologram and tell her about this party.

that i'll fix em.


8:06 AM  
Blogger Dinorider d'Andoandor said...

Congrats Analkin, seems it's just when the fun begins

10:29 AM  
Anonymous Littlejedi_girl said...

i think ur cute, ani!

(if i've embarressed u , i'm sorry)

11:13 AM  
Blogger Shannon said...

Yeah, and I'm like totally stuck here on Naboo with the cheeto dust and stuff. I'm missing ALL the fun. {pouting}

12:53 PM  
Anonymous Littlejedi_girl said...

does any1 wanna be my friend.
i think you're all really cool

1:01 PM  
Blogger Anakin Skywalker said...

Word up, lil jedi girl.

6:21 PM  
Blogger Revan said...

Law 673543654352645326 of the universe states that you can go to jail for throwing a "I ain't in jail yet, fools" party... Just thought you should know.

7:23 PM  
Blogger Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

I thought whack was a bad thing.
Have fun, try to get windu a date or something so he's less moopy.

And have fun with your new fan club of one :)

8:50 PM  
Anonymous Darth PatMatticus said...

Don't worry about jail, young Jedi.
I'm sure you can find some way to convince the judge of your innocence. If not there is always the "Chewbacca Defence."

12:38 PM  
Blogger Master Yoda said...

Young Skywalker, give Force wedgies across the vastness of Outer Space I can!

And checking the odometer on my airspeeder when back I get, I will be!

4:30 PM  
Blogger F.O.O.F. said...

Can we drop by? I hear Fluke has a cot in the Temple he sometimes uses. We'd love to take a picture of it.
Oh, and we'll bring some near-beer too. It's the shiznig! that the right term?

8:17 PM  
Anonymous Littlejedi_girl said...

You da man, Anakin!

3:05 PM  
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Ani, can I stop by. It would be great to learn the layout... I mean pary with your dawgs. If you could send me an invite with a map to all exits, entrances and hidden passages to the temple it would help me find my way to the party (hee hee you sly dog they will never suspect...)

5:27 PM  
Blogger Dinorider d'Andoandor said...

I guess the real risky businizzie thing will begin if ure fangirls decide to get rid of Pads

7:17 PM  
Blogger Revan said...

lil jedi girl, you should make a blog display name...

8:08 PM  
Blogger jedisiri said...

Yeah...I'm jealous.

3:01 AM  
Anonymous Littlejedi_girl said...

do u hav 2 pay for a blog?

if not i'll ask my mom or dad

- Littlejedi_girl

3:08 AM  
Blogger NandeHi said...

Hi Ani, I am NandeHi the new Jedi Temple Governess. Just wanted to stop by and say hello.

9:41 AM  
Blogger Dinorider d'Andoandor said...

As far as I know nobody pays 4 a blog around here.

8:58 PM  
Blogger Revan said...

Little girl jedi, just go to the blogger home page and select, CREATE USER NAME or CREATE YOUR OWN BLOG, and it's virus free, I think...

8:18 PM  
Anonymous Littlejedi_girl said...

Thanxs Revan. Your the best


11:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


12:57 AM  
Blogger marissa said...

I love you Anakin with my open my heart keep in touch? You such a nice man embrace just for that I thourght :) Stay safe. you are my sweet soul in side of your heart, you are very special to me. I love you so much you are my angel
You are beautiful sunshine
I fell in love and shared together. You are very nice man I thourght to. I wanna Love you forever and this all I'm asking of you tenthousand life timetogether and ever rest of my life I be were you are my man. You had got beautiful heart. All the angel precet you on your sholder.

6:25 AM  
Blogger marissa said...

Anakin this is for you :)


As I look across the year and see how god led me thourgh hopes and fears, Covered me with his love, Peace and protection.

Give me hepl from above
The ways he has worked with in my life, all through peace, all thourgh strife.

now I see without a doubt, He has shown power thourghtout
my life and others in is story, His story I thank him, yes with my heart. For from us all will he never pepart
he has a plan for each of us, beginning with His Son on the cross.
I pray he will continue to work thourgh me, from this time on, eternity.
I'm so glad you like this
Remember I wrote it because of you
thank so much for kindness
keep up the good work and keep up in touch with your heart. And thanx for Kidness beautiful embrace.
Marissa xx

6:45 AM  
Blogger marissa said...

sorry I miss out the world depart and help from god thanx

6:49 AM  

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