Saturday, February 11, 2006

no disintigrations, yo!

So here's what's goin down. I'm all tellin Pads I'll investigizzle this bounty hunter thing, so I flewed out to Bespin or wherever to see if I could be all trackin down this chick an baby-clone. Well, turns out Cloud City's, like, stuck in this tizime warp or sumthin, cause everybody's like in polyester leisure suits an whatnot - an ya'll know the Chosen One don't roll that way, yo.

So I'm chillin, lookin around for these playas, tryin to avoid the people with fish in their shoes (seems like somethin Obs would do by accident or sumthin). Oh! They took me on a tour of the tizorture/carbon freezin facilitizzle. That thing is off the hook!

Been havin weird dreams since I gots here, but I think it's cause of all the orange an green an meatloaf. Sumbody from the temple called an said somebody was lookin' for me, so I'm kinda not wantin to go back - might be sumbody I owe money or sumthin.

23 Comments:

Blogger Jabafatboy said...

You young people and all yer fashizzle.

I can only talk like that if I been drinkin whiskey fer 4 to 5 hrs

5:26 PM  
Blogger Barriss Offee said...

At least your away from the temple, you don't have to put up with Master Yoda's heat wave!

9:59 PM  
Blogger Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

Yes, we know that you don't do the polyester thing, you prefer black leather in the sands of tatooine, much wiser ;)

2:17 AM  
Blogger JawaJuice said...

So this is what full fledged jedi do all day. Oh. Wait. Aren't you a full fledged jedi yet?

...Hey, what's wrong with polyester leisure suits?

10:58 AM  
Blogger Wedge Antillies said...

Oh yeah, somewhere in one of these boxes I have a white belt...

Nope, it must have burned up in a crash somewhere. (Thank God!)

3:20 PM  
Blogger flu said...

Hey, Ani, here's a keen fahsion tip: If the tie ain't as wide as the lapel, don't wear it.

2:49 PM  
Blogger flu said...

*ahem* "fashion"

2:49 PM  
Blogger Mace Windu said...

No I think Obs would do it on purpose.

5:23 PM  
Blogger Shannon said...

K, so like did you find Aurra Sing or not?

BTW, I wouldn't head back to the Temple if I were you. I heard this clone dude was, like, asking around and he was even in your room!

8:37 AM  
Blogger flu said...

sometimes I think Jon IG must keep fish in his shoes, er... combat boots... or whatever he calls 'em.

3:12 PM  
Anonymous fishfinger said...

I like cheese

1:13 PM  
Anonymous Littlejedi_girl said...

sorry guys i've not been blogging. i was in spain (a.k.a mustafar)! but now i'm not! *sob* has anythin intesting happened whilst i was away?
oh Padme, did Anakin send u a valentines card?

1:19 PM  
Blogger Master Yoda said...

I think maybe smell better, Kenobi's should would if fish he wore in them.

8:48 AM  
Blogger Happy Mask Saleswoman said...

Do you ever stop with the "izzle"s?

2:12 PM  
Blogger tiny lil jawa said...

Anakin, why do you talk like that?

10:08 PM  
Anonymous fishfinger said...

i like cheese

6:28 AM  
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11:49 AM  
Anonymous Dinorider said...

Hey Anakin! COngrats 4 ure Forcie Award! Well deserved indeed!

Seeya!

5:37 PM  
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12:35 AM  
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12:54 AM  
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5:47 AM  
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1:43 AM  
Anonymous pronker said...

Gads, this is great. Can picture the hand gestures and all.

1:19 AM  

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